Iraq Burnout vs Europe Burnout

Looooool =)))

Anunturi

VARZA ACRA DE VANZARE – LA DOAMNA Marinescu IN FUND !

NU PRIMIM BUTELIILE CLIENTILOR CARE EXPLODEAZA

Esti analfabet? Scrie-ne azi si te ajutam pe gratis.

Vand caine: mananca orice si ii plac foarte mult copiii.

Castroane pe placul oricarei gospodine cu fund rotund pentru batere eficienta.

De vanzare: birou de epoca pentru o doamna cu picioare subtiri si sertare largi.

Prajitor de paine: Un cadou apreciat de intreaga familie. Arde painea automat.

Masini uzate: De ce sa te duci in alta parte ca sa fii pacalit? Vino aici.

Cautam un om sa aiba grija de un lot de vaci care nu fumeaza si nici nu bea.

Vand pat pentru copil cu picioare de fier.

Tanara domna, draguta, inteligenta, caracter, familie buna, doreste casatorie cu domn bine situat care sa aiba si autoturism.

Ofertele se vor adresa subsemnatei, insotite de fotografia autoturismului.

Asociatie de locatari, angajeaza fochist de inalta presiune.

Cautam femeie la fetita in varsta si nefumatoare.

Vand masina de cusut mana si picior.

Vand butelie de aragaz cu reseu si frigider.

Vand patut copil facut la comanda pentru pretentiosi.

Inchiriez camera la doua fete incadrate cu un singur pat.

Cumpar imbracaminte de dama deosebita si putin intrebuintata.

Confectionez si incaputez cizme pentru barbati cu inlocuitori de calitate..

Ofer loc de veci liberabil prin schimb.

Ofer recompensa celor care au spus nevestei lui Paul Ionescu ca l-au vazut cu o femeie in masina in ziua de 18 Iunie, pe autostrada Bucuresti-Pitesti. Va rog sa veniti sa depuneti marturie si la tribunal.

Paul Ionescu.

La un concurs de animale, in cadrul unei sarbatori agricole, s-a afisat programul:

- ora 10.00 – prezentarea invitatilor.

- ora 12.00 – prezentarea animalelor.

- ora 14.00 – masa comuna.

Intr-o croitorie de dama: Fustele se ridica zilnic intre orele 10.00 si 14.00. Vindem second hand.

In diverse localuri si pravalii:

- Consumati cu incredere supa de pasare vegetariana.

- Servim cu frisca clientela bine batuta.

- Avem frisca batuta toata ziua.

- Nu servim minori sub 18 ani.

- Nu servim in stare de ebrietate.

- Avem ciorapi de femei lungi.

- Confectionam costume de dama la proba a doua.

- Croim rochii pentru dame de lux!

- Confectionam posete si genti si din pielea clientului.

- Angajez vanzatoare racoritoare

- Avem ciorapi pentru barbati supraelastici

- Vindem scaune pentru copii cu trei picioare

- Nu trimiteti copiii la umplut cu sifoane
Sursa: Marius Paraschiv

Viorel nu recunoaste violul cu limba

"M-a supus la sexiuni perversuale" :)))

Noul imn al Romaniei (neoficial)

Va prezint noul imn al romaniei, ne-oficial, dar pe care cu totii il urmam "word by word".. scuzati-ma, va rog, ca am folosit engleza, dar am vrut sa evit cacofonia :) :)))

De unde vin copiii

Partly Cloudy (un scurt metraj creat de PIXAR) care ii invata pe copii de unde vin copiii :)

Vecinele invidioase pe "Baba violata"

Catelus cu parul cret (English version :)) )

I tried to fuck a dog in the ass =))))))))n Damn this song is AWSOME!!!! :))))))


I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....
and his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

Aarrh me and me first mate a scurvy cur

Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but I found the dog

Ahh that was no pirate man that was thy own sister

It's a Mexican pirate

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fucking dog

Windows Restore virus – how to get rid of WindowsRestore manually

Windows Restore is a fake software that belongs to rogue virus family. This malware is a useless tool which claims to be a legitimate system security software. Windows Restore offers several security services including spyware and virus removal options although this program is totally useless and it is not able to detect or remove any virus from your computer. Simply, Windows Restore is just cloned and given an interface to appear like a real antivirus scan to trick more and more users into buying this fake antivirus software.

Windows Restore is a scam-ware tool which is designed by hackers to make money by selling fake security softwares to innocent internet users. These badware programmers code these malwares and then spread these malwares using trojans and worms from malicious websites. When Windows Restore virus gets into your computer, you,ll notice unwanted popups on your screen. These popups will warn you of spyware and virus infections. It may display different warning messages and alerts like Windows Restore has detected some viruses on your computer or your computer is infected with spywares that must be removed very soon to protect your system from further damages. It will also offer you to use Windows Restore software to get rid of these viruses. If you click the install or run Windows Restore link inside those popups, you,ll be redirected to a page that will ask you to pay the license fee for the full version of Windows Restore to get rid of viruses and spywares from your computer.

Pleaser Remember! All these warnings, alerts and virus removal offers made by Windows Restore virus are fake. This program is totally a fake software and it is specially designed to extort your money by selling its fake security products. You should ignore these warnings, avoid purchase of this program, avoid clicking any link within its popups and do not install any component of it promoted. All you have to do is to immediately remove it from your computer upon detection.


How to remove Windows Restore virus manually:

To remove this virus manually, complete the following set of tasks. Do not forget to create a backup before getting started to the manual removal guide.

Stop Windows Restore processes:
[random].exe

Remove Windows Restore Registry Entries:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run “[random].exe”
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run “[random]”
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policie \Associations “LowRiskFileTypes” = ‘{hq:/s`s:/ogn:/uyu:/dyd:/c`u:/bnl:/ble:/sdf:/lrh:/iul:/iulm:/fhg:/clq:/kqf:/`wh:/lqf:/lqdf:/lnw:/lq2:/l2t:/v`w:/rbs:’
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Attachments “SaveZoneInformation” = ’1′
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Download “CheckExeSignatures” = ‘no’
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main “Use FormSuggest” = ‘yes’
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings “WarnonBadCertRecving” = ’0′
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System “DisableTaskMgr” = ’1′

Remove Windows Restore files:
%AppData%\Microsoft\[random].exe
%UserProfile%\Desktop\Windows Restore.lnk
%UserProfile%\Start Menu\Programs\Windows Restore\
%UserProfile%\Start Menu\Programs\Windows Restore\Windows Restore.lnk
%UserProfile%\Start Menu\Programs\Windows Restore\Uninstall Windows restore.lnk


Source: http://www.techvts.com/fake-windows-restore-removal

Eterna si fascinanta Românie

Multumesc lui Vlad pentru poze (arhiva pps :) ).

Talking Twin Babies

hahahahahha =))))

Cum sa NU parchezi masina

No comment :))

Cat VS Dog fight

Who`s the pussy now, bitch? :)))))

O babă nemulțumită de violator

"Pai ori suntem violatori ori nu mai suntem .... pai ce facem noi aici ... "nu m-a violat cum trebuia sa ma violeze ca daca o facea corect taceam si o inghiteam si pe asta"

Rugaciune

Dupa cate am inteles, la Manastirea Cozia exista un caiet unde credinciosii isi pot scrie rugamintile catre Cel de Sus (si nu e vorba nici de vecinul de la 4 si nici prefectu` judetului, ci de insusi Doamne-Doamne). Priviti rugamintea unuia/uneia din credincios/ase (fotografie gasita pe site-ul Cocalarilor ;) )

Britain's Got Talent - Fartin` :))

Thx to Al Pitic fot the video ;)